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Hoes Before Bros Disorder 

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.
The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out

New Hoes Before Old Bros 

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

Bro’s before hoes 

To be honest I think it should be the other way around... because if you just always talk to ur god damn friends and always go to their houses you need to talk to ur gurl like she invites you over and you have plans for going to a friends house cancel the plans because if you say that yo love her sooo much then maybe just maybe you should hang out with her
Ugggghhh god damn I hate bro’s before hoes I just wanna hang with my bby.

Bro's Before Hoe's 

When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.
Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.
Bro's Before Hoe's by Air Assault January 12, 2008

bro's before hoe's 

what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first

similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.

Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
bro's before hoe's by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010

Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows 

Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.
-"Hey man you want to hang out?"

- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"