bromatin

The stuff in a man's DNA that allows him to share information surreptitiously with other males.

EXAMPLE 1:
Guy 1 to Guy 2: That was a nice space to get out in.

(intrinsically implying that in the past few moments a guy could have scratched, worked out, or rested his eyes)

Guy 2 to Guy 1; Yep.

(he's pretty much indifferent when it comes to all that stuff but agrees it could have all happened.)

Girl in the Back Seat: Are you guys talking about sex? I don't have BROMATIN like you.

EXAMPLE 2:

A lady is easily fooled into thinking a man is simple to understand, but a female can't help but be misguided due the the presence of BROMATIN on his Y chromosome.

by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

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Brokagé

A bro that is such a total bro that he has become the cherished leader of the Village hidden in the Bros, and the creator of the Secret Ninjutsu: the Brosengan.

1. Hey do you know Nathan?
2. Yeah, he helped my clan in the 3rd Great Ninja War.
1. Sounds like a total Brokagé

by The Brokage May 30, 2016

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Related Words

Bromage • Bromag • bromage à trois • Bromageddon • Bromageden • Bromaggedon • Bromagination • bromance • bromantic • bromigo

South Bromsgrove high school

An absolute shithole that thinks they’re rated ‘excellent’ by ofsted. That was 6 years ago they’ve been inspected since then and are rubbish

Don’t go to south Bromsgrove high school it’s an absolute shithole

by UrMaTeLiAm April 20, 2019

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Bromance

The strange relationship between two straight males. It can't really be described but you know it when you see it.

Bro 1: Dude you're the yin to my yang.

Bro 2: aww <3. that's totally platonic though right?
Bro 1: No shit
Bro 2: good. I'm glad it's just a bromance.

by heysupdawg June 17, 2012

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