broaching

Encroaching on a bro, or sneaking up on one of your friends for the purpose of scaring or messing with them.

Quit broaching on me man!

Watch me broach up on Raul and smack the back of his head.

by VirginiaTechVR4 February 4, 2010

Broach

/Noun/; |Burrito - Roach|;The remaining end of a burrito after indulgence, Derived from the popular Western term,"joint roach".

After an exceptional skate sesh, Drake decided to purchase a big -ass burrito, sponsoring Tommy with the broach}.

by PillowPantsThaElf July 28, 2016

Broadhurst

The last name given to a person who loves to lie. These lies usually are fucking annoying and cancerous. The "Broadhurst" usually likes to steal things too. Broadhursts also like cats and usually seen playing fortnite with his boys.

Broadhurst: Hey Danny
Danny: Ya.
Broadhurst: The test isn't on the body parts.
Danny: Are you sure?
Broadhurst: Ya
*After the test*
Danny: Fucking Broadhurst.
Broadhurst: Wanna play fortnite?

by Definitely not Daniel August 8, 2018

Broah

Broah is a name given to someone named Noah if, and only if, they are a certified Hype Beast.

Damn this party blows, I wish Broah would pull up!

by Barstool Danny September 30, 2019

Broathlon

When you and your bro get after it and accomplish two or more outdoor activities in a single day. Best when taco's are consumed afterwards.

My buddy Bryce and I went surfing, trail running and mountain biking yesterday. What a sick broathlon!

After we crush this broathlon, let's crush some motherfucking tacos.

by BJ McHenry December 7, 2021

Broach

a van owned or used by a male (typically a bro, surfer, or pedophile), often used as a residence or more simply, for relaxation or hanging out.

1. Bro: Hey, wanna come back to my place for a kickback sesh?

Chick: Sure, where do you live?

Bro: I'm just over there in the lot.

Chick: You live in the van?

Bro: Yea, it's my broach.
2. Matt Foley, motivational speaker, lived in a broach down by the river.

by dubyew_bee November 21, 2013

Broach

A coach who is your brother.

Hey! Listen to me! I'm your broach

by Pneumatics June 23, 2016