don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve September 19, 2007

Source: Trust me bro

Is when you made a bold statement without thinking where did it come from

Women on Tik tok: 99% men are stupid and weak

Gigachad in the comment session: Source: Trust me bro

by Gideov1212 August 24, 2022

Don't tase me bro

Andrew Meyer's catch-phrase.

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

by glindabatgirl September 23, 2007

Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.

"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"

by The Slow Kid September 22, 2007

Don't tase me bro!

an invitation to be tased

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"

by Clownboat October 14, 2007

don't taste me bro

Often used as a way to fend off rough-housing which may involve licking.
Also used when a person is getting too close for comfort and practically licking the user of the term.

"Don't taste me bro!" Gene said when T. J. was getting in his personal bubble.

by Terrowin Cheeseman March 10, 2017

dont taze me bro

To tell someone to stop fucking with you or being stupid

"bro i just had a fucking 3 some last night wth your mom"
"Dont taze me bro"

by Anonymous12315123123141 December 23, 2007