Bikering

A kinky hardcore sexual practice in which a man sits on a bicycle seat with his cock out while controlling the pedals and a woman sits on and rides his cock while controlling the handlebars, so they can ride the bike together while doing anal. It is recommended that the man holds the handlebars as well in order to avoid falling from the bike.

Man: C'mon, honey, it's time for our morning exercise marathon.
Woman: *moan* But I woke up so horny...
Man: Same actually.
Woman: How about we start with some bikering then?
Man: Sure. Hop on me and let's go,

by virilebruhmmer March 17, 2020

brookering

v. Playing piano and singing in a surreal god-like fashion.

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Where are the Procul Harums of today? No one is brookering anymore.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Bunkering

when, upon turning 40, one starts using terms like "kids theses days have no respect", "get off my lawn", etc

all things Archie Bunker would say

"You're all guilty of bunkering! We're in our 40s, not our 80s. Get to the retirement home already, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024

Bunkering

When you turn 40 and start using Archie Bunker style phrases like "Kids nowadays...", "Kids these days have no respect", "Back in my day..."

"You're Bunkering already! We are 40, not 80! Get to the retirement home, Gramps" - Brickhouse

by HollyMoxie420 March 7, 2024