brand the ol' dip

to turn in early; to go to bed; to pass out

"Hey guys, Im going home to brand the ol' dip"

by gregmotz August 13, 2007

Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.

"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"

by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

Brads Toe Disorder

Caused when heavy weighted things fall onto ones toe, resulting into a horrifying abominable toe with a repulsive stench permanently.

i.e of how one would get Brads Toe Disorder "Shit nigga im swol i can lift this damn washing machine all by myself" in attempts of lifting the washing machine it falls landing on his toe "AAARRRGHHHHH FUCK".

by Stanklip September 13, 2021

Brandered

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.

I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.

by randomname12345 May 22, 2009

Brandee

A goddess, hardworking, beautiful woman, who can juggle life like it is nothing! She blows me away with her abilities everyday!

Brandee can do anything!

by eellek February 5, 2010

Bandsexual

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.

Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.

by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

Brandi

Illest and dopest chick you'll ever meet. She loves hard & drama free. She's very sensual and affectionate. Non materialistic and she picks her friends like she picks her fruit. She is hard to anger, but once angered, beware.

Don't you just want to please Brandi .

by Jj1028 January 8, 2017