Usually is gay, has a small penis, and large fucking head and he can't even walk through a damn door because it's so damn big. JESUS CHRIST. Also retarded as fuck and has no experience with girls.
by Buzz Lightener July 13, 2019
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Get the Bradenmug. it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole
by LOAFMUFFIN January 3, 2008
Get the Bradenmug. Braden is annoying
by Bifford did this March 22, 2019
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Get the Bradenmug. by Thatboidev March 4, 2019
Get the Bradenmug. More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.
Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
“That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
by CuriousGeorgette August 14, 2019
Get the Bradenmug.