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bassist

Someone who plays the bass. There are three kinds of them:
-Punk/metal bassists. Just like punk guitarists but even more idiot so they can only touch one string at a time.
-Jazz/funky bassists. People who, along with drummers, should rule the world instead of those corrupt politicians. Everything would be better.
-The rest. Like punk bassist but they can play a different note every beat.
The punk band bassist have played three different notes during the gig.

Jaco was a funky bassist. He played a non-freted bass!
by McMondongo October 12, 2005
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Boshister

(noun) marijuana, weed, bud; an exclamation to say while high
"Boshistopia"
(noun) the state you are in after and whilst smoking boshister
"Boshistize"
(verb) to perform the act of smoking boshister
"Boshistizer"
(noun) any device used to smoke the boshister
EX: "Bro, you got any Boshister !??"
EX: "WOOOOW DUDE, BOSHISTER!!!
EX: "I'm like totally in a state of boshistopia!!"
EX: "Brah.... Lets fuckin boshistize now.... i gotta get hiiiigh"
EX: "you better have fuckin brought your boshistizer
by Scoots Carlson June 22, 2008
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bassist

Most unappreciated member of the band. Often carries the riffs and glues the song together.

Note: people who switch from guitar to bass because they think it's easy or couldn't find a bassist for their band are NOT real bassists.
Wow, that bassist is killing it!
by bassguitar1407 April 21, 2018
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racist bassist

A person who doesn't care for most races, and just happens to play the bass, whether it be orchestral or guitar.
Guy #1: Damn, man, what happened to mike?
Guy #2: he was being a real racist bassist, and got his ass handed to him by a hispanic gang...
by Definition Nazi August 17, 2016
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Bassist

The bass player is possibly the most important player in the band, however the bass player doesn't show up to practice, but if they do they show up 30 minutes before practice ends. The bass player is usually the brunt of all jokes.
The bassist was too cheap to buy new strings before going to the studio, so he left his shitty 15 year old strings on his cheap ass Squier. Then when the bassist left the studio, the Guitarist re-recorded all the parts of the songs the bass player was supposed to play with an American Fender Jazz Bass with new strings.
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bassist

Prejudice against those who play the bass.

See:bassism
On the way to the gig, the bass player was lynched by a group of bassists.
by DollaBill Johnson November 11, 2008
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Bassist

Tony's a bassist because he said guitar's too hard.
by Davie504 September 13, 2020
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