on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

by StMi February 13, 2012

get boned

Get penetrated, specifically by a mans dick or boner.

Ha! Get boned bitch!

by AlchemistOctivis March 8, 2018

bonyed

(adj.) Much like being "Crunk" bonyed is the combination of being high and very, very drunk

C: Who was the second band you watched at Warped tour?
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!

by CerSer September 30, 2008

Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.

Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped

by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019

Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .

" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "

by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014

boned

Screwed, Fucked, Caught, Dead, in process of or about to be killed

*Bender:Are we boned? .... Leela: Ya we're boned

*Oh if i dont get this done i'm boned

*yup he's boned

by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

bonked out

Becoming so tired that it is nearly impossible to keep your head up. Sleep is imminent.

You: Yo let's go out!
Me: Nah, man. I'm bonked OUT.

by methodDK April 30, 2011