Down south blowtorch

When you do a handstand with a lighter in your butthole while having an aerosol can spraying towards the lighter.

Dude hold my beer I'm gonna do a down south blowtorch to light the bonfire yee yee.

by darkoathangel May 18, 2020

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire August 13, 2017

Tacobell Blowtorch

This is the result of eating too much diablo sauce along side your Tacobell. The experience on a toilet is expensive with a strong burning sensation.

Dude, James cooked my toilet bowl after he had 5 Diablo sauce packets. He literally whipped out the Tacobell Blowtorch and burnt it up.

by April 29, 2024

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Mongolian blowtorch

When a male poops in a females mouth and with the poop in her mouth she gives the male a blowjob

Sydney gave Tyrell a Mongolian Blowtorch

by SaulGoodman9129 January 30, 2025

Blowtorch

When the oral bottom is "blowing" the top's genitalia while scratching his/her (the oral top's) anus, causing a burning sensation, hence the "torch" portion of the word, along with oral stimulation.

"Oh god, Chris just gave me the best blowtorch, but I think I'm bleeding from the wrong hole."

by DrakkyChan July 29, 2014