Down south blowtorch

When you do a handstand with a lighter in your butthole while having an aerosol can spraying towards the lighter.

Dude hold my beer I'm gonna do a down south blowtorch to light the bonfire yee yee.

by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

Half-blowtorch

To suck one off.

I half-blowtorch’d my boyfriend last night. He’s gonna be wildin’ at work today.

by BigC123Bum October 24, 2025

Blowtorch

When the oral bottom is "blowing" the top's genitalia while scratching his/her (the oral top's) anus, causing a burning sensation, hence the "torch" portion of the word, along with oral stimulation.

"Oh god, Chris just gave me the best blowtorch, but I think I'm bleeding from the wrong hole."

by DrakkyChan July 28, 2014

the blowtorch

the blowtorch is when you do a line of cocaine out of someones ass crack whilst they fart, snorting the cocaine and the fart in.

person: "wanna do the blowtorch?"
person 2: "sure, but only if we can igloo after"

by real nih October 23, 2025

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Mongolian blowtorch

When a male poops in a females mouth and with the poop in her mouth she gives the male a blowjob

Sydney gave Tyrell a Mongolian Blowtorch

by SaulGoodman9129 January 30, 2025

Mississippi blowtorch

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and spits it into the males semen and blends it up

A mississippi blowtorch right now would be refreshing

by Regginhaterr October 27, 2025