Down south blowtorch

When you do a handstand with a lighter in your butthole while having an aerosol can spraying towards the lighter.

Dude hold my beer I'm gonna do a down south blowtorch to light the bonfire yee yee.

by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018

Blowtorch

When the oral bottom is "blowing" the top's genitalia while scratching his/her (the oral top's) anus, causing a burning sensation, hence the "torch" portion of the word, along with oral stimulation.

"Oh god, Chris just gave me the best blowtorch, but I think I'm bleeding from the wrong hole."

by DrakkyChan July 28, 2014

the blowtorch

the blowtorch is when you do a line of cocaine out of someones ass crack whilst they fart, snorting the cocaine and the fart in.

person: "wanna do the blowtorch?"
person 2: "sure, but only if we can igloo after"

by real nih October 23, 2025

Mississippi blowtorch

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and spits it into the males semen and blends it up

A mississippi blowtorch right now would be refreshing

by Regginhaterr October 27, 2025

Tacobell Blowtorch

This is the result of eating too much diablo sauce along side your Tacobell. The experience on a toilet is expensive with a strong burning sensation.

Dude, James cooked my toilet bowl after he had 5 Diablo sauce packets. He literally whipped out the Tacobell Blowtorch and burnt it up.

by anonymous April 29, 2024