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fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister
Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister
by Hiawatha November 12, 2006
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Blister Nips

I need some udder cream I have a horrible case of the blister nips.

He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.

My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
mugGet the Blister Nipsmug.

boobie blister

Dude, that tittie twister you gave me yesterday was way too hard. I gotta boobie blister now!
by Mike5644651 September 26, 2008
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Blister Flap

The flap of blister skin clipped off after being acquired.
Dude I got a narly blister today. If you eat this "blister flap" that I just clipped off my foot I'll give you twenty bucks."
by tab10us June 28, 2010
mugGet the Blister Flapmug.

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.
Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!
by Rich October 31, 2003
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Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.
I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing
by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012
mugGet the Fart Blistermug.

Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.
Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!
by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009
mugGet the Blister soupmug.

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