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Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.
Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.
by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023
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Blagarded

When you are extremely happy & extremely fucked up at the same time. A combination of inebriation and elation.
"How are you feeling?"

"Blagarded"

"What does it feel like when you take mushrooms, cocaine, weed, and alcohol at the same time?"

"Blagarded"
by OG_Serg March 8, 2024
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