Hey, downtown tonight? Blast.
Are you drunk? Dude, I'm blasted.
What are you doing later? Trying to blast, you?
You were in the bathroom for a while, did you poop? Yea, I had to hit a quick blast.
Are you drunk? Dude, I'm blasted.
What are you doing later? Trying to blast, you?
You were in the bathroom for a while, did you poop? Yea, I had to hit a quick blast.
by blastyboi September 23, 2018

when you wonder why your day has been awful then realise thats because you didnt consciously keep your favourite man in your thoughts
"when my love for you speaks through me, life is actually fun. if you were physically present, it would be a blast."
by Krkič June 22, 2019

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.
by WGN November 2, 2011

by negrosahn May 1, 2015

Used as an interjection.
by Blastmaster June 8, 2003

Violent diarrhea. Most commonly found on public rest room walls, floors, or on the back of toilets. Also known as “AMD” or “Almost Made it Diarrhea” it occurs when a person with diarrhea is in dire need of a rest room and almost makes it to the toilet bowl, but ends up shitting all over everything else in the stall.
by M. Jordan January 19, 2008

by Kebosi!!! July 19, 2011
