Dame blanche

Having a wank and pooping while taking a shower at the same time. Then pushing the semen and poop down the drain with your toes.

I had a great Dame blanche this morning, I am ready for the day.

by LitersMayonaise April 18, 2021

BLANCH BOYS!

A blanch boy will get with your whole friend group and the average blanch fellah will post hmu TikTok’s with a video of them in there das car

“Don’t go for blanch boys!”

by User125203837199 April 5, 2023

Blanch

The color of a branch

That shirt isn’t brown, it’s more of a blanch.

by jonstoch January 27, 2018

Farte Blanche

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.

She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.

by Friedlad August 21, 2013

car blanch

Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority

Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.

by Yoo ahh. December 11, 2013

Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.

After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.

by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016

blanche dubois

v
to accidentally make a rude remark without thinking about it.

dude, last named i walked into the house and blanche dubois'd and said "wow, this place is a dump".

you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.

by seditionaries March 13, 2009