blaft

-verb
To punch in the chest.
-noun
A punch in the chest.

"Ouch! Why you gotta blaft me like that?"

I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.

Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."

"Blaft ya later!"

"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"

by iamthecheese March 10, 2009

blaga

A word used to describe the expanse of nothingness or to invoke a humerous response from all those present. The word cannot, however, be used in any given situation, as the context of the word greatly varies, depending on the situation itself; the meaning is not loose, but very strict.

Blaga is not to be confused with CATAMARAN, which essentially holds the same meaning, except for the simple fact that it is only noun, wheras blaga can be a noun, verb, adverb, or adjective interchangebly. Newcomers to either words should be very careful when utilizing them in a conversation, if used at all.

Blaga is generally used as internet slang, and not appropriate for general conversation (Catamaran, however, is quite acceptable for all types of conversation). Blaga can also be used as a random word written in the form of graffiti.

Anyone without a firm grasp of the word should not attempt its use. Side affects for ametuers may include: feelings of regret, inadequacy, downtroddenism, and being called a "receptical" by more experienced users.
(Note: recepticle is an entirely different word then receptacle, and not found in any dictionary.)

The word was created by someone named Black_Dremora.

Example 1:
Person1: "Hey, how's it going?"
Person2: "Nm, u?"
Person1: "Same, same ..."
Person2: "So ..."
Person1: "blaga"

Example 2:
Person1: "Yeah, so that's how rabbit ate a cactus."
Person2: "really?"
Person1: "Oh yeah."
Person2: "That's kinda creepy ..."
Person1: "Yup."
Person1: "... blaga :D"

by A. Leavitt September 9, 2006

blaat

To blaat.
When someone talks shit, he is 'blaating'.

'Johnny's grandma gave him like three cookies yesterday! And he also got four cups of milk!'

'(Yeah right) blaat'

by Kls2 August 29, 2005

blafingo

when you look like a blow fish and flamingo put together. so if you have big cheeks and you are wearing pink you are a blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.

vicki: your cheeks look mighty big today
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo

by paris akbann July 3, 2008

Blaal

a sound uttered from the mouth of one who is in the process of dying a horrible death.

as the baseball blasted through Stan's chest, all we heard was "Blaal"

by Ixtiklioblikliak April 7, 2008

Blagashix

To be retarded, or to be talking complete shiz.

You are one crazy BLAGASHIX!

Dude what the blagashix are u talking about.

by PMAD.I December 15, 2008

BLAARGH!!

A phase used when one is content in their inebreation.

Drunkguy: BLAARGH!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Friend: Dude, you are wasted.

by Nick July 10, 2004