bitchcookies

The act of freaking out over something completely trivial. Most often used within an action containing the words "served", or "dished up".

When she found out her coffee contained cream instead of milk, Sarah served up a big batch of Bitchcookies.

by Theguywhoneedsnobadge March 20, 2014

Bitchfucker

A person who fucks a bitch.

"My friend is a bitchfucker, I've never seen his girl friend say anything nice."

by saghar May 1, 2009

Bitchfuckload

a whole lot, reallly really big! used when you can't think of a bigger word to use.

i got a bitchfuckload of homework.

by ~noone~ September 22, 2005

Flip Your Bitchcake's Lid

To lose one's temper.

Alison flipped her bitchcake's lid when she found out that Donny was in love with another man.

by Overg April 22, 2005

bitchsuckle

to spoil, to mollycoddle, to baby, to treat overprotectively and leave unprepared for real-world problems (e.g. as parent to child). By analogy to "bitchslap"; evocative of a whelp at the teat

He's never had to take care of himself because he's been bitchsuckled his whole life by mommy and daddy

by Mo' Juiced July 24, 2011

Bitchlicks

old skool saying for beating.

Grandma: 'go clean yu room before mi give yu sum bitchlicks!!'

by Bubbles Gum October 25, 2011

bitchcracked

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.

When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.

by Evgueni R January 1, 2009