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choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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bishop england high school

A school that nobody actually wants to go to. All of the staff are biased as hell and dont give a ahit about their students. They enjoy bringing misery upon their students. Oh and homework well thats a whole paragraph worth of writing. They love catching kids “Vaping” in the bathroom, it brings them alot of joy. Father B is probablly the only person in the entire school who this doesnt pertain to. Push through all of you who still suffer from this schools devious ways. Youll get through it. Never
The United States Government just added a new death sentence. It will now send all of its detainees to Bishop England High School.
by PussySlayer1900 December 5, 2017
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Bishop McDevitt

Catholic high school in Harrisburg that didn’t let a lesbian into prom, making the news even in England. Also employed Randi Zurenko, who turned a few of her students into dykes for personal pleasure. Let’s not forget Mrs Cioci saying Nigga three times. Juuls in the bathrooms and classrooms and drunk seniors at tailgates. Football team runs the school but always shit the bed during playoffs.
Guy 1 Wow did you here what happened at the Bishop McDevitt prom?

Guy 2 Yea I guess they just don’t like dykes

Guy 1 Yo put that Juul away before the teacher catches you
Guy 2 Nah fam we at Bishop McDevitt
by StopWeacter2019 August 8, 2018
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Bison day

A term used by NDSU students to describe a day of skipping classes and ignoring homework.
Person 1: Hey bro, how's your week been?

Person 2: Terrible. I'm thinking of taking a Bison day.
by Dr. Bison January 20, 2011
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Party Bison

while at partys you occasionally notice a woman of defined body and stature of a bison.

Party bison are more often than not sexually aggressive, although appearing lethargic. after 3 smirnoff ices they try to spend the night with drunkened male party-goers who have drank far more than her. parties don't have to be limited to one bison, there may be many in a single room.
Charles T: "Did you watch that party bison wander into the Brewery?"

M. Boskey: "yeah, im pretty sure Donny hooked up with her"
by Sailing Away February 20, 2011
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Corbyn Besson

oH mY fuCking gOd don’t get me stARTEDD on corbyn besson. he is the most attractive, talented, AMAZINg person on this earth. he IS MY DADDY 👏🏻👏🏻

LIKE LITERALLY FUCKING CHOKE ME YOU’re so hOT. his blond little poof that’s always on his head is so 🥰🥰 like literally snap my fucking neck

when i see pictures of him my bussy starts DRIPPING 😱😱
“who’s that cute ass hUnk over there?”

“CORBYN BESSON he’s so TALENTED AND SWEET LIKE LITERALLY JUST LISTEN TO HIS ANGELIC VOICE 😭😍”
good to know weirdo”
by girlidekwhyamihere March 9, 2019
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bassoon

The larger of the two standard double reed instruments in the orchestra. It resembles a Victorian bedpost and one must have double jointed thumbs to play it! It can play in the bass range, however it's most lyrical range is in the tenor.
The bassoon starts the symphony off in the Sorcerer's Apprentice.
by macfanmd April 5, 2009
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