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Otto von Bismarck

A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."

He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."

Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.
"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."

"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."

-Otto von Bismarck

SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.
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bismarck state college

Harvard on the hill. Two year community college located in Bismarck, North Dakota.
"I got my associates from Bismarck State College."
"Ah, sweet. Harvard on the hill!"
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Sink The Bismarck

A term describing the act of anal intercourse.
"She likes it when I sink the Bismarck". or "I'm totally sinking the Bismarck tonight!"
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Bismarck Saturday Night

Masturbating while deficating.
I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.
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Otto von Bismarck

When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.
Shutup bitch or i will Otto von Bismarck you!
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Bismarck

Bismarck is a polite and disciplined man, that is also fun to be around. He is also tall and handsome and he always wins everyone's heart. He might not seem likes he knows a lot, but he is very intelligent as well as passionate about learning new things. If you ever find a Bismarck, you could always count on him being a great and unique individual.
He is such a gentleman, such a Bismarck!
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