Slap you with a day old biscuit

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.

Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

making biscuits

When a cat moves his two front paws in a kneading motion. First one paw reaches out with claws extended and as it retracts, the other paw reaches out with claws extended. Repeat.

This occurs when the cat is relaxed and is usually accompanied by purring. Sometimes the cat is too happy though. If wearing thin pants, damage to human limbs may result.

The cat was so happy after I fed him oysters, he started making biscuits like he was going to open a bake shop.

by Puffwa November 9, 2007

Butter biscuits

A form of acceptance or trinkets from others. Usually given to those in the minority from those in power.

Look at all these bootlickers trying to get their butter biscuits from massah.

by catsdogslivingtogether January 25, 2019

Biscuit Duster

Another word for a Gay man's mustache. This means the gay man likes to toss his partners salad thus calling his mustache a biscuit duster. (Biscuit=Butt)

Jordan and Timmy are going to have extra fun tonight since Jordan grew out his "Biscuit Duster".

by SassyJax01 November 3, 2011

popeye’s biscuit

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch

“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

Cat Head Biscuit

a biscuit as large as a cat's head

My grandmother always makes cat head biscuits.

by Better than Cheeze Grits April 30, 2009

7$ and a chicken biscuit

The gold-standard cost of an average blowjob.

"Timothy gave Gerald some incredible fellatio, and was paid 7$ and a chicken biscuit.

by Field Brerb October 16, 2019