Birthday

The day Your parents fucked up.

Happy birthday Asshole

by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

[birthday]

Another word for period.

"Dude, why are you so pissed?"
"Its my freakin birthday!"

by stephmey August 4, 2008

Birthday

A reminder of the time when your parents fucked up.

Happy Birthday Asshole

by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

birthday

A reason to drink. (see also: Halloween, New Years Eve, Independence Day, Easter, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, Friday)

On his birthday, Charlie consumed twice his weight in beer.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfg January 6, 2012

Birthday

The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.

Happy birthday, kid. I banged your mom.

by Spanky mckockleberry January 27, 2010

birthday

A special day to cry on

“Did you do anything nice for your birthday?” “NO DEBRAH I FUCKING DIDNT I CRIED STOP FUCKING JUDGING ME FOR HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY”

by Billiumlover69 June 14, 2021

Birthday

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

by Vathsava El May 30, 2017