Bionicle is my favorite movie and Mein Kampf is better than Bible. Ligma fucking balls lmao E. Communist Manifesto is my basicly Bible 2 and its also better than that piece of shit.
by Luigi Got Big Tits August 26, 2018
by #Icyunvme... January 3, 2021
The Bible is a collection of religious texts or scriptures sacred to Christians, Jews, Samaritans, Rastafari and others. It appears in the form of an anthology, a compilation of texts of a variety of forms that are all linked by the belief that they are collectively revelations of God.
“I read the bible today .”
by Sonic_rainboom2000 December 24, 2020
A book written by man, not God. That covers the life of discipled and how's God's message was delivered and interpreted from each chosen individual. Throughout time and the spreading of the Bible from land to land. Translations and key words were misinterpreted; twisted; and overlooked.
Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son
evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear
Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son
evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear
The devil lived and evol is love as seen in the Bible. Our pass has past. We need to treat our planet and each other better!
by PoP-Rox January 15, 2021
a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.
misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"
by I understand logic March 15, 2021
The holy book of Christianity and Judaism. It teaches about objective morality and how to live the correct godly and spiritual life. The founding document of western civilization and human value. That’s why feminists hate it because Jesus would call them degenerate to their face and they don’t believe in morality or human value.
by JohnHD1998 January 6, 2021
The Good Book. The number-one selling book of all time. The living, breathing, inspired Word of God. God's message to us on how we can find the only way to him---through Jesus his Son, so we can obtain salvation. Composed of the New and Old Testaments and 66 smaller “books,” the Bible was written over thousands of years from Moses (who wrote Genesis) around 3000 BC to John the Revelator (who wrote Revelation) at the end of the first century. The general theme of the entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, is that human beings are stuck in the middle of a spiritual war between God and Satan for the souls of mankind. Luckily, the Cross of Jesus Christ, the central figure of the Bible, allows human beings to choose which side they will swear allegience to. The Old Testament looks FORWARD to a coming Messiah and the Cross for our redmeption, while the New Testament looks BACK at the Cross. The Bible opens with the creation of the Universe and “the fall” of mankind and finishes with the Great White Throne Judgement, when all evil (including Satan and his followers) will be thrown into the Lake of Fire, putting an end to evil once and for all. The Bible is used for reporoof, for correction, for teaching and instructing in the way that human beings need to live. The Bible calls itself a “sword,” proving that it is very divsive among people. Yes, the truth will be divisive but effective to save the lost. People have tried to disprove it for centuries but it will never happen. Its message will NEVER be destroyed as it claims, proving to be the true Word of God Almighty.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 12, 2007