Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
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The ladykiller, Don Juan, Cassanova bastard who always fucks the hottest bitches. The butterman has all the cash, the hot car, basically he's the guy who's got all the shit you wish you had.
"Dude, I was wheeling that hot skank until the butterman showed up, took her into the ladies room and screwed her ass right there in the stall."
"Man, you just can't stop the butterman."
"Man, you just can't stop the butterman."
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Get the Butterman mug.1. An extremely pessimistic person who constantly complains about a problem but does nothing to fix it.
2. Somebody who spends most of their time dicking around on message boards or possibly on urbandictionary.com complaining about all the crappy things in their life.
3. A hilarious comic strip in MAD Magazine about this really pessimistic guy who makes everybody around him miserable.
2. Somebody who spends most of their time dicking around on message boards or possibly on urbandictionary.com complaining about all the crappy things in their life.
3. A hilarious comic strip in MAD Magazine about this really pessimistic guy who makes everybody around him miserable.
Emo dude: I'm gonna go online and complain about how much my life sucks because my grades are crappy and I hate my parents and I have no friends!
Regular dude: Get off your ass and do something about it then, bitterman.
Regular dude: Get off your ass and do something about it then, bitterman.
by Toxic Orphan April 22, 2005
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Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!
Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*
Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.
Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...
Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*
Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*
Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.
Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...
Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*
by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011
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