Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

Crazier than a bessie bug

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"

You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

by YesOkCool May 22, 2018

Jesse bo Bessie

A Jesse Bo Bessie is a person who enjoys getting pegged by his girl. Favorite song is Jessie’s girl. He/she loves veggie bites and ufc.

That girl is a such a Jesse Bo Bessie.

by Jack Hoffman September 25, 2023

Bessy big dick

He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.

Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in

by Massive vomit cock October 7, 2019

Bessi

Bessi is a muscle monster and no one wants to fuck with him. He has the biggest dick in the world and is rather stoopid. This is Bessi.

Bessi

by Bessi_beast33 April 18, 2019

bessie :)

the bessest bessie of all the bessies.

omg hey bessie :) how r u.

by teufel_17 April 18, 2021

Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl

"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"

by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020