the bearded lady

this is when you are doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road at the same time, this will in turn climb up the womans jaw line giving the effect of having a beard.

Oh man, I was with this chick last night and i was giving her the chili dog surprise and she liked it so much she kept her head down and she looked like the bearded lady.

by penh October 9, 2009

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

Bender bending rodriguez

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

by AJAW October 11, 2004

Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

by PirateHooker October 15, 2007

Bearded Ridlon

During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"

Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."

by Christian Gilbert December 30, 2011

bearded lady of guildford

A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.

Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!

by Spider-man 3 November 8, 2007

Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004