the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss

that squidgy black's the benson

by Danby January 11, 2009

will benson

Will benson is often a name for a bad wool and a stoner ..... if you know a will benson i feel sorry for you!

Will benson sucks his own bum ole

by Slut0385 May 12, 2018

benson

The head, or the general area around it.

That kid's benson is so huge, it looks like he is a bobble-head er' sumthin'.

by Ryan"TheBalls"McDermott January 2, 2006

Benson.

Someone that is gay,homosexual and is sexually attracted to men.

Your mate is a benson.
I'm not a benson

by ChrisGoudie December 9, 2008

benson

VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,

Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.

by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009

benson

Can mean almost anything, however most commonly used as an insult. Benson can be substituted for almost any word in any Benson.

Has an interesting habit of cropping up when you least expect it. Benson.

Use is encouraged. Spread the Benson.

Famous people fortunate enough to have Benson included in their name include childrens TV presenter, Dave Benson Philips, and American musician, Brendan Benson.

You are a complete Benson!

Shut up Benson.

What are you doing you Benson??

Jimothy you are the Daddy Benson.

Dexter you are a root. And a Benson.

Aright squire, give us 3 Guinness, 2 Stella, and a Magners.
What was that? 3 Bensons, 2 Bensons, and a Benson?

by gclarkey July 18, 2008

benson

n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.

We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.

by nk2000 August 17, 2014