Belgium 

A perfectly innocent if slightly dull European country

Belgium seems like a Belgium to me.

Belgium by Moosemilkowen June 12, 2022

Belgium 

Belgium is a country in Europe between France and Germany. Belgium is known to be a country with a lot of stereotypes such as "Belgium only makes French Fries and mussels." or "Belgium isn't real." As this definition is written, the current prime minister is Alexander De Croo. The king of the country is Philippe 1st from Belgium, but soon enough, his daughter Elizabeth will become Queen Elizabeth 1st from Belgium.

Belgium is known to have some food specialities such as Belgian chocolate, French fries, mussels, waffles, and Abbey beer.

Person 1: I went to Brussels this week.

Person 2: Where's Brussels.

Person 1: In Belgium.

Belgium by SlammerGaming0 November 12, 2023

Belgium Barbeque 

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.

Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.

Belgium Barbeque by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

Belgium Whistle Drop

To clench ones fist with an erect thumb and in an upwards movement poke someone in the gouch from behind whilst yelling "belguim".

Watch your back you might get belgium whistle dropped!

Belgium Whistle Drop by Iggies November 27, 2012

Belgium Yard 

A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.

"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"

"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.

Belgium Yard by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

Belgium log toss 

The act of shitting in the shower, picking it up and throwing it from the shower to the toilet.

Leopold preformed a Belgium log toss before breakfast, this morning.

Belgium log toss by Tamereanim8r August 25, 2022

belgium tuck 

To hide an erection by tucking it in between the waste band of your underpants and your body.

"I have a huge boner! I better belgium tuck it!"

belgium tuck by Wigger Walker April 1, 2010