Bear

A bear is a big big big big animal which exists on Earth.

There are black, white, (usually polar bears) and brown.

I have a pet. It is a bear.
"What?! Bear?!"

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws

Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."

by BearlyTrustable February 4, 2022

Bear

A term used describe an exceptionally hearty and contagious laugh that resonates with a deep, wheezy sound, reminiscent of the formidable and robust vocalizations often associated with a bear. This term is used to express amusement or signal that something is particularly funny, with the laughter being so pronounced that it might evoke the image of a bear's hearty guffaw.

Bro that was absolute bear!

by Kenthim September 28, 2023

bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.

Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"

by Luther E. December 2, 2007

bear

1. (n.) A large hairy mammal, sometimes, but not always, carnivorous, that often breaks into campsites and trash cans looking for food.
2. (v.) To carry or to have

1. I went camping but didn't lock up my food so a bear came and stole it in the night.
2. He has a heavy load to bear.

by alas poor yorick September 25, 2007

bear

1. a term of endearment; used to address a beloved one

1. Hey Bear how are you?
2. Oh bear!

by Aisheezie January 2, 2009

Bear

An animal deriving its name from a football team in Chicago

Did you see that fucking bear? Fuck

by Mr. Get this off of me, MISTER December 1, 2011