A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:
Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman
Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero
Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days
Batman is a yandere
Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman
Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero
Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days
Batman is a yandere
Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”
“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
by Homob499 February 01, 2022
-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.
-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".
-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".
-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"
Me- "No, i'm playing COD"
Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"
Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"
Me- "No, i'm playing COD"
Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"
Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"
by rage'n'dane January 16, 2013
The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers
I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!
by Chevey0 October 21, 2011
In Call of Duty or other shooter game when you jump off a cliff and knife a person for a kill. This is done silently to not alert enemies on the radar. Killing is done very efficiently and without a trace much like how Batman stalks his prey
by Lord_Maher March 09, 2011
by batjoel January 02, 2013
adj.
1. having the qualities of batman
2. awesomeness
as used by Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick (The Venture Brothers)
1. having the qualities of batman
2. awesomeness
as used by Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick (The Venture Brothers)
Doc thinks Jackson is SO batman.
The 70 year old on youtube, who beat up a thug on the bus, was totally batman.
The 70 year old on youtube, who beat up a thug on the bus, was totally batman.
by Ellory Adelleigh February 18, 2010
A rich man name Bruce Wayne who has become a dark vigilante bent on destroying all evil due to his gruesome past. He has lots of money to help and plenty of training to allow him to possess the skills to fight crime and escape from pretty much any trap.
Batman is a rich man who's parents were killed when he was a child. Now he is a rich man with lots of money to help him in his quest for vengeance.
by Blnd_Man December 08, 2009