Bassoon

a fatter and larger type of a recorder.
makes a sound of "soooooooooooon" when you blow into it.
used by some smartbutts

Robert plays the Bassoon and is propelled throughout New York by the fart blowed into the bassoon

by A NONBEGO PERSON January 20, 2020

Bassoon

The bassoon fucking sucks. It is the worst instrument ever.

Ew..why is Ayla playing the bassoon?

by Jayyythickness December 6, 2022

Bassoon

Faggot.

You are a bassoon.

by Bassoon123 January 2, 2023

Bassoon

Thick wooden stick you blow into

Damn thats one thick wooden stick- a friend

Signed- Bassoonist

by Thickwoodenstick January 12, 2020

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Bassoon

When you REALLY want to say faggot but slurs aren't allowed so you call someone the instrument universally translated as "fagot" to avoid getting into trouble.

"You're a goddamn bassoon! Go suck my dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"

by rezelfez November 25, 2024

seth bassoon

if your name is seth bassoon your homosexual

seth bassoon is homosexual

by seth bassoon October 11, 2019