When you REALLY want to say faggot but slurs aren't allowed so you call someone the instrument universally translated as "fagot" to avoid getting into trouble.
by rezelfez November 25, 2024
Get the Bassoonmug. by seth bassoon October 11, 2019
Get the seth bassoonmug. After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
by anonymous July 5, 2024
Get the etude for flute and bassoonmug. by Jayyythickness December 6, 2022
Get the Bassoonmug. a fatter and larger type of a recorder.
makes a sound of "soooooooooooon" when you blow into it.
used by some smartbutts
makes a sound of "soooooooooooon" when you blow into it.
used by some smartbutts
by A NONBEGO PERSON January 20, 2020
Get the Bassoonmug. 
Large woodwind instrument in an orchestra that no one knows about because even the conductor forgets that it exists . may be mistaken as;
a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe
a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe
conductor during a presentation of the instruments;
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.
Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.
Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!
by can't find me May 1, 2022
Get the Bassoonmug.