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Bassoon

a fatter and larger type of a recorder.
makes a sound of "soooooooooooon" when you blow into it.
used by some smartbutts
Robert plays the Bassoon and is propelled throughout New York by the fart blowed into the bassoon
by A NONBEGO PERSON January 20, 2020
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Thick wooden stick you blow into
Damn thats one thick wooden stick- a friend

Signed- Bassoonist
by Thickwoodenstick January 12, 2020
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A very funny word in multiple languages...

F*gotto
Φ*γκότο
Guy 1: I'm a furry
Guy 2: Seal you bassoon
by anonym_1924940 November 23, 2025
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The bassoon fucking sucks. It is the worst instrument ever.
Ew..why is Ayla playing the bassoon?
by Jayyythickness December 6, 2022
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You are a bassoon.
by Bassoon123 January 2, 2023
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Large woodwind instrument in an orchestra that no one knows about because even the conductor forgets that it exists . may be mistaken as;

a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe
conductor during a presentation of the instruments;
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.

Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!
by can't find me May 1, 2022
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When you REALLY want to say faggot but slurs aren't allowed so you call someone the instrument universally translated as "fagot" to avoid getting into trouble.
"You're a goddamn bassoon! Go suck my dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"
by rezelfez November 25, 2024
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