Barista bitch

A person that hangs out with the barista during their shift without working at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 10, 2024

Barista bitch

A person who hangs out with the barista but dosen't work at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 11, 2024

barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

rockstar barista

An espresso machine operator, who possesses not only exceptional skill in producing the finest quality espresso shots and drinks from the materials given (freshly ground coffee, water, espresso machine), but also possesses charisma, confidence and general aplomb with customers and co-workers in the espresso bar environment.

Compare with ninja barista.

That rockstar barista at Hines pulled me one of the best shots I've had in months, after giving me heaps of 'tude.

by Jimmy Oneschuk January 18, 2006

soda barista

A female (the male term would be baristo) who holds up the line at a fast food soda fountain because she fills her drink then leaves it in the way so she can get a lid, sugar, straw, etc. instead of moving the drink out of the way.
She doesn't care that she's in the way and holding up the line. In fact, she may feel so important that she is entitled to do this!
It's the same kind of conceit that one finds in people talking on cell phones while driving too slowly and not paying attention to others.

All I want is a coke! I wish that soda barista would hurry up and get out of the way.

by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008