banonkers

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.

Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!

by zaruski May 27, 2010

banoffee pie

When a warm banana is inserted into the vagina while the anus is sodomized. The banana skin is concurrently used to flail the buttocks of the recipient.

Leslie: "That banoffee pie you gave me last week was scrumtious"

Andy: "Thank you, you should try my cream pies sometime"

by senor chisel November 26, 2011

Banoner

The act of getting a boner whilst watching someone eat a banana.

dude, remember when Becca was eating a banana at lunch. i seriously thought i was going to get a banoner.

by ashersucks October 26, 2012

Banond

Banond's are totally epic legends. You can't go wrong with a banond. A lot of people can't handle his legendary ways.

Person 1: Who's that totally epic legend over there?
Person 2: How do you not know? That's Banond the Legend.

by EpicGamer666 March 13, 2019

banooski

banooski is a group of potatoes that descends from darthooskis. The banooski population has decreased significantly over the past years because of over consumption.

A: Why is #savethebanooskis trending on twitter?

B: Because the banooski nation is going extinct!

A: Oh man for real?

B: Yeah, here sign this petition asap

by banooski4life July 4, 2021

Asuncion Los Banos

In ancient time this word meant a unique girl with wonderful qualities. Today it still means the same.

by emem October 16, 2003

banon

An anonymous twitter account run by a band geek. Often found fangirling over DCI and tweeting things that aren't related to band.

The banons are so cool! I wish I were one!

by BanonFan December 29, 2013