Band-aid Station

band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.

We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.

by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018

Band-aid tan

The strip of white on your body (usually the finger) from where you left a band-aid on for a while (esp. while outside).

Her band-aid tan made her look like she had some sort of skin condition after she left her band-aid on during a day of tanning.

by SnKat August 5, 2012

band aid soup

when u have alot of sores covered in band aids and get in the tub to take a bath and when u finish and get out all the band aids have come off in the tub leaving band aid soup.

When I got out of the tub I saw that I had made band aid soup.

by afingeroriginal March 7, 2010

band-aid ass

someone that has so many misqueto bites
that they have to have there best freind
put band-aids on there ass

markie is a band-aid ass!!

by O wise hepp July 3, 2008

band-aid worthy

some one who is so flatchested that the girl could were band-aids as bras

guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol


i was bored !!! =

by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021