band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.
by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018
Get the Band-aid Station mug.The strip of white on your body (usually the finger) from where you left a band-aid on for a while (esp. while outside).
Her band-aid tan made her look like she had some sort of skin condition after she left her band-aid on during a day of tanning.
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when u have alot of sores covered in band aids and get in the tub to take a bath and when u finish and get out all the band aids have come off in the tub leaving band aid soup.
by afingeroriginal March 7, 2010
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that they have to have there best freind
put band-aids on there ass
that they have to have there best freind
put band-aids on there ass
by O wise hepp July 3, 2008
Get the band-aid ass mug.guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol
i was bored !!! =
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol
i was bored !!! =
by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009
Get the band-aid worthy mug.When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
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