Jesus Band-aid

What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.

1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"

by somerandomname January 5, 2009

Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.

dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.

by BT2009 July 13, 2009

bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 17, 2010

Cock Band-Aid

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

Office Band-Aid

Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.

A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.

I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid

by Infinigeek November 14, 2007

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016

Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.

"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."

by jimmycakes December 2, 2016