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Bamboo Bitch

A stoner who isn't that tight with all the other stoners, or the new guy in the click. He is sent to buy the papers, get the food, bring the entertainment, grab the pipes, etc.

He is called a "bamboo bitch" because the new stoner is calm and rather indifferent, as he knows he cannot upset his only source (for the time being) of drugs, and because pandas have these same qualities (bamboo being a panda's primary source of food). He is a bitch because he does everything for everybody else.
Kyle is such a bamboo bitch.

Get that bamboo bitch over here! I have the munchies!
by fubsish October 6, 2009
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bamboo schooner

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.
by liamoylan January 13, 2009
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Slam Bamboo

A really shitty 1980s pop band that had Trent Reznor on keyboards. Slam Bamboo released two singles that were a hit in the Cleveland area called House On Fire which was released in 1986 and White Lies/Cry Like a Baby, released in 1988. Slam Bamboo Consisted of

Scott Hanson: Vocals
Greg Thomas: Bass guitar

Ron Musarra: Drums
Trent Reznor: Keyboards
Tim Kirker: Guitar
Pat: Hey Justin have you seen the YouTube video of Trent Reznor when he was in Slam Bamboo?
Justin: Yeah I did. They look like a bad SNL skit.
by UncleEddie December 26, 2010
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Rocky Balboa high

When one tokes oneself into a stupor much like that of rocky balboa after he endures rigorous rounds of boxing. The condition can be identified by the following symptoms: slurred speech, uncontrolled rolling of the eyes, and stroke-like facial expressions.
Veterans of this occurrence may refer to this phenomenon as "Rocky Balb" and may shout such phrases as "Cut me boss, I cant see!"
"ooohh abura behder pass huuuu bong."
"I wish you wouldnt get rocky balboa high all the time."
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Bamboo sticks

When you have several automatic weapons in a bundle, with the barrels pointing upwards. The barrels bundled together look like bamboo sticks, especially if the rest of the body of the weapon is hidden behind another object.
Bamboo sticks all in the Jeep (Brr, brr)
by FullMetalGear July 27, 2019
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bamboozlement

are you up for some bamboozlement this weekend?
by Harold Bobnashus September 7, 2009
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bambooboozeib

bambooboozeib –noun. (bam-boo-boo-zayb)

1. lame knife.
Guy: "Wow, this is nothing compared to the Miracle Blade.."
Girl: "Yeah you're right, it is such a bambooboozeib."

Chef: "I can't cut through anything with this stupid bambooboozeib."
by George Kelp October 21, 2007
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