Balot

Ang BALOT ay isang pagkain sa pilipinas na kinahihiligan ng mga babae. Ito ay may dalawang uri, may naka rebond ang buhok at pangalawa ay curly ang buhok. Sabi nila ang balot (BAYAG) daw ay may dalang bitamina na sa babae lamang umeepekto, Naglalaman ito ng VITAMIN A,B,D,I,C,K.

I like balot

Gusto ko ng bayag

I like the fluid inside the balot
Gusto ko ang tamod na nasa bayag

by WeLoveClit April 14, 2018

balota

A way to call somebody a shit box or a dumbass when they get ZERO buckets in a basketball game, so basically you're calling them trash.

BRO!! how do you play 30 minutes and have 0 points? you're such a balota.

by unknown man dk November 4, 2020

Ballot Exhaustion

A state of extreme physical or mental fatigue that results from having to fill out a ballot in which Tom Cotton is a candidate for the Senate again.

“Oh my god, is Tom Cotton on the ballot again? Can’t we come up with a better candidate in Arkansas than this joker? I get ballot exhaustion every time I see his name.”

by DMacR September 2, 2022

Baljot

Messed up depressed Punjabi kid. Lost. Tries to be cool and fit in.

Ha! That Baljot's sittin all alone on the bleachers.

by jkbyyc October 15, 2023

balsot

balsot is essentially a replacement nickname for a girl you call a "bop", since they have discovered you call em "bop"

roshan- balsot aur uske bande ka breakup ho gya kya
yash- haan to itna ucchal kyu rha hai

by balsot_hater January 6, 2026

Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"

I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night

by anonymous November 6, 2020