Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

the balcony

(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".

I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

balloon trunks

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.

Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

Balloon Butting

Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.

Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!

by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014

BABOONGA

A big, FAT punch, kick, or hit.

You're gonna get a baboonga to the face if you don't shut it.

by BROOMROOMMAN June 7, 2018