Baja blasted

When u get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and absolutely nail some idiot in the face and it explodes

Lmaooo that mf jus got Baja blasted, his ass mad asl

by Buiks March 31, 2021

Baja blast

The act of firehose spraying a person in the face with semen from your penis, while either on a beach in the Baja region of California or after eating a Baja Burrito

After I was done surfing I went back to shore to give my girl a Baja blast

by The Baja blaster (Kensei) May 7, 2021

Baja Blast

1. Coming to you soon.

“If you meet Mountain Dew, you will find your pathway to cancer”.

“Sugar is in CO^3 Sinners, Like The Baja Blast, Love it”.

by -i s ii[]{!}// May 9, 2021

Baja Booty Blast

The toe curling shit after consuming both Taco Bell and the Taco Baja Blast

“Carls been in the bathroom for a while?”
“Oh yeah he got Baja Booty Blasted

by Nathussy October 28, 2023

Baja Blasting

Aggressively fingering a butthole on a beach in the Caribbean.

My girl isn't ready for sex yet, but she's always down for a baja blasting.

by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023

Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"

by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023