Badgers

sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere

ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.

see also bananaphone

i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food

by Dijital May 22, 2004

Badgers

Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.

"Wow, I just saw a badger."

by Skitster August 13, 2003

badger

A homosexual man who frequents parkland or commons seeking gay sex with other like-minded individuals. From the expression 'looking for badgers' or 'badger watching' used by such individuals when questioned by the law.

Officer: 'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's all this then?

Respose: I'm just badger watching.

by jw2034 April 17, 2008

badger

being a furry bear like creature that lives in a hole in the ground (or sett), that's what makes this the perfect counterpart to Beaver (who lives in a pile of sticks on a river or lake: a Dam)!

it doesn't make much sense, but it'll keep large audiences amused for minutes.

Badger!
Beaver!
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger Badger Badger!
Beaver Beaver Beaver!

by Flota September 17, 2005

badger

To cum in a line down the back (or from forehead to nose) of a black/asian girl to make them look like a Badger.

'I was getting bored of our sex life and decided to give her The Badger last night'.

by Paulo Le Donk August 15, 2006

badger

Means well gud or streetracer

That was well badger or luk at thoses 2 badgers going down the road

by Mr Susan & Carl the tennis rat October 6, 2008

badger

(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.

Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.

by chocolatelamington January 14, 2007