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Backwoods

1. An area far from densely populated cities. In other words, the middle of nowhere.

2. A person from the middle of nowhere.
1. "People from California are not always welcomed in some of the backwoods areas in the south."

2. "That toothless hillbilly is so backwoods."
by louie23523 December 22, 2009
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Backwoods

An inexpensive brand of machine rolled cigars that are manufactored to appear hand rolled. Backwoods cigars come in packs of 8 in a resealable foil pouch. The rugged appearance and packaging is meant to appeal to the outdoors crowd, but they have also gained a following by marijuana smokers because the tobacco can easily be dumped so the shell can be used to smoke other substances. These cigars have a high nicotine content and are considered strong.
I smoked one of those Backwoods the other day. I swear, I felt like Clint Eastwood... or 50 cent.
by Grey Ap3x April 22, 2007
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Backwoods squaller honkey

A tall white man from the sticks that chews longcut dip and has a broke down truck in the front yard and diddles his step sister.
"That beau dean sho ams a backwoods squaller honkey"
by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020
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Backhood

A slang word that simply refers to a persons backside or specifically, butt.
Dang! Jeremy has got that backhood on him!
by Warlord of Draenor October 30, 2021
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Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to
Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.
by Ashwla July 2, 2020
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blackwood

1. A man who enjoys laying on the couch to work. 2. A state of being whereby a person does not move very much, and does the majority of work from the couch.
1. "That guy's pulling a blackwood"
2. "That guy is such a blackwood"
3. "Look at that blackwood there"
by Rick Hansen June 16, 2008
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Blackwood

1. a narcissist.

2. a never-has-been, living in own universe

3. any or all above
"My man never pays child support fo any of his kids, and thinks hes going to be a famous musician someday. What a blackwood"
by sir smellsalot December 22, 2008
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