backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 13, 2015

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Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag June 05, 2011

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backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex

by scooter the chubby chaser February 11, 2016

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Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.

Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.

by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

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