bulldog eating a ham sandwich

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....

Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".

by Beerswizle October 16, 2003

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.

There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!

by vedaslade March 24, 2010

Bulldog syndrome

When your balls are so big they stick to your legs on hot days

Ive been sitting in this chair so long i have bulldog syndrome

by MrChikan December 2, 2019

bulldog progressive

An Australian ideology that encompasses both conservative and left-wing beliefs in the spirit of compromise branded as the average man’s party. The ideology takes influence from Theodore Roosevelt’s BullMoose party to better the working man in a capitalist world.

Are they right wing?
Are they left wing?
No they’re Bulldog Progressives!

Or

I say good sir, who is that dashing person over there?

They’re a BullDog Progressive!

How radical! uwu

by Bulldog_Progressives (insta) April 3, 2020

Bulldog Sinclair

The Devil of Los Santos, a man feared by many. The Vice President of the Mcgabbon Bloonders (better than the president) and such a badass

Oh fack that’s bulldog Sinclair run for your life

by Bulldog Sinclair January 30, 2021

Bulldog Teeth

Someone who has an extreme underbite, where his face is so horribly deformed that he has to hide from society. This person typically is a leech on society and takes out hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans.

Dr. Pastor Rabbi Kenneth Fishman, also known as Kendick Fishtrans, has a severe case of bulldog teeth.

by Dr. Rabbi Pastor Kent Hopper September 23, 2018