Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
by teabag September 25, 2007
Get the lance briggsmug. by MAYBE LB DID IT November 3, 2019
Get the Ewan Briggsmug. A meme that was created in the class of 2016-2017 of 2-20 of the same specific individual who is a living meme.
It usually included a face of an individual with a label referencing a topic.
It usually included a face of an individual with a label referencing a topic.
"Have you seen the Briggs meme, It was great"
Quotes form said individual:
~"I had regularly fapped to Elmo"
~"If you want to have a seat, you'll have to have sex with a chair"
~"Sometimes I eat cake and get high. High-er up on Santa's lap."
Quotes form said individual:
~"I had regularly fapped to Elmo"
~"If you want to have a seat, you'll have to have sex with a chair"
~"Sometimes I eat cake and get high. High-er up on Santa's lap."
by Uncle Rico. June 24, 2018
Get the Briggs mememug. A very hot man from Mortal Kombat who is a dilf with a daughter named Jacqui Briggs. Nobody compared to him.
by RazalDazal March 26, 2022
Get the Jax Briggsmug. by garry the goat 69 November 13, 2019
Get the mitch briggsmug. by cornbread89 January 14, 2016
Get the myers-briggsmug. by God of Urban Dictionary November 29, 2013
Get the mr. briggsmug.