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braden

if you know a braden you must have petty theft on your record. and hate white bitches because they are fake as fuck. bradens are caucasion some might think that means white but to bradens that shit is different.
bradens hate fat motherfuckers that are just trynna get some grub.
by kiki0051234 August 16, 2019
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braden

A very saucy fellow, who often finds himself busting a flow or busting down a swisher. Rarely found around stupid beezies, fat beezies, or gay men, a Braden is somebody you can always count on, before he's high. He has a great sense of humor and will drop 5 on a blunt, prefers OG kush over anything else on the planet.
I need to cop a sack, im going to hit my boy Braden.
by bluntman23 December 14, 2010
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Braden

Braden is the definition of "Fatherly Figure"

Braden is a sexy man who has the juice. He's usually an average height guy who's athletic with Brown hair and deep brown eyes. Braden is on this planet for few reasons; Free Kodak, Make Money, Look good, and steal your girl. Braden is the G.O.A.T and is known by all as that. He is your OG and is respected as such. Ladies love him and he's cool with everyone.
Girl 1: Braden just freed Kodak!
Girl 2: I heard! He's gonna be my daddy!
by Kodak October 25, 2016
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Braden

Braden has a big ego an he is always flirting with girls, he is a family man, always trying to impress others especially girls, he has always been a ladies man, braden is a natural athlete an he will excel in the books an on the field, he is stunning, handsome, a sweetheart, cute an a master in the bedroom, knows how to make a girl smile, be appreciated an he is a car guy that will talk about cars till the day he dies, braden has always been into Japanese imports an the the rotary aswel. He loves getting high with is mates an listening to good music especially dizzy wright
God dam, Braden is such a beast in bed, we went for hours
by Truth teller 536 February 19, 2017
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Braden

He is a Skwish, if you meet a Braden you must talk to him because he won't talk to you willingly, you must also poke him because he is very skwishy.
Braden: please stop following me, leave me alone
You: Nooooo you're a Skwish tho!! I must poke u!
by Fluffy Skullz January 16, 2020
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Braden

The most sexy guy on the planet and is very loyal to girls he might not be the smartest be is very athletic and likes to fool around with his friends
Braden is so cool
by Braden at U. D. A February 24, 2021
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braden

A complete heart-breaker. Breaks girls hearts all the time because of his high-ass standards.
Girl1: is that Braden?
Girl2: yeah, he broke my heart last week.
by Brianbrain August 6, 2016
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