Bearsnake

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.

Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.

by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011

struggle bars

When a nigga just can't rhyme for shit (on their trash ass Soundcloud shit)

this Ps and Qs ass niggas need to get off their Lil Uzi shit like y'all stay spittin' straight struggle bars

by Urban Ice March 9, 2017

Bad News Bears

interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.

"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"

by jimbo allen August 6, 2006

bars and melody

Bars and melody are a r and b duo. It is a duo with Charlie leneham and leondre derives. They are very handsome and talented.

Girl: OMG it's bars and melody

Me: I'm such a bambino

by Bear03 September 13, 2016

Barstool Surprise

A term used to describe a girl who, when sitting at the bar, looks perfectly normal, however, when she gets up out of her barstool to go to the bathroom, you get to see the lower half of her and are surprised that it's quite a bit larger than someone with that small of an upper torso should have.

Damn, that chick has some serious barstool surprise going on down there!

by Korban July 1, 2009

Full Bars

A phrase used in response to "how are you feeling?" or a question asking for a person's energy level or level of engagement.

"Full Bars" references our cell phone society and our dependence on "full bar" reception.

For a person ready to go out all night, one would ask a friend, "How are you feeling?"

"Full bars."

Synonym: "low bars"

by Rocro November 29, 2011

64 bars

When a rapper goes through all four versus of their rap without a hook, bridge, or break. Also may refer to the length of the rap itself.

Ex. Primo's Four Course Meal - Celph Titled,

"Wow, Celph Titled went through all four verses like it was nothing! 64 bars all on his own!"

by ThatGuyInTheHoodie January 10, 2016