Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.

Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.

by Salty Q August 8, 2009

beinch

A beinch is another term for bitch like a stupid bitch that get on your nerves aka quote me jasmynnnn

Shut the hell up beinch or fuck you you ugly beinch

by Jasmynnnn December 6, 2017

something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!

Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

truth begins in lies

First quoted by Dr.House. Meaning that only by looking through people's lies can you discover the truth.

Friend 1: "She lied to me dude."

Friend 2: "Well look at it this way, truth begins in lies. Think about it."

by username117 September 13, 2013

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

nikolai belinski

A russian soldier who is a raging alcoholic. He can not get enough of that shit. Now give Nikolai his Goodman vodka or he'll rip of your arms and beat you to death with them.

I want my vodka as much as Nikolai Belinski!

by Thegreatcolim June 30, 2016

no broski left behind

A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.

This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.

Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.

Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!

Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.

by RRCsteve March 8, 2009