Basketball

See Michael Jordan.

Yes, this is a definition for the game of basketball, and not an individual player. But no basketball conversation can last 20 minutes without this man's name being brought up. This man's accomplishments are only overshadowed by the way he shaped the game of basketball and American culture. If you need the actual definition, just scroll down.

Basketball by Tempo421 January 19, 2009

Basketball

A black thing

I can't play basketball I'm white

Basketball by Sliced_Barrel August 11, 2016

basketball

African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court

NBA, a league of negros that engage in african jump ball

basketball by Brandy February 23, 2005

basketball

a worthless sport- everything is a foul, there is no way to defend against good offense. u can fake a foul, there are no reviewing. refs make terrible calls. no one remembers all the points, let alone even three quarters. maybe the game winner, but that is it. and free throws... they practice all their life and with no one defending you, u cant put the ball in the whole. so much for professional.
KOBE is the greatest, and without the LAKERS the NBA is worthless

-"I can't believe you are watching such a dumb game of basketball. Why don't you try watching a real sport like hockey!"

basketball by real_sports June 16, 2010

Basketball

A sport played with two hoops, an orange ball and 5 players on each team. If you want to play a sport, basketball is not the first to choose.

Basketball? naw daw I'd rather play soccer.

Basketball by Zee Dogg July 3, 2007

Basketball

The best sport every invented. Inspires passion, love and a lust for battle. The skill level required for this sport required is high above any other sport, including American football. Basketball is just plain plainly the shit. Where you dunk and put your NUTS in the motherfucker's face. Where you can shoot a 3 or a J and cover the opponents face with sperm because you just FACIALED HIM. But yea it is a pretty awesome sport.

Nick: yo lets go ply some basketball
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face

Basketball by ShadyBaller604 September 6, 2009

basketball

A very complicated sexual trick involving your left pinky and a random foot. It is considered almost dangerous to perform unless you have perfected it in practice.

The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.

basketball by Dr. French February 23, 2009