Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.
Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.
by Team L J April 10, 2009
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Balloon knot spot

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.
Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013
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[hairy balloon knot]

soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.
my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell

that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !
by biffabelly August 9, 2010
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Leaky Balloon Knot

A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.
X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."

Z- " Better out then in, let it go."

X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.
ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.
by wpcustoms January 29, 2008
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Tying the Balloon Knot

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.
by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018
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