t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020

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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school

wow she just kjssssajjbdsgbkjsjgmsv fdsmkmdlamglkmaflkmgalmv tkdbafm b f fmdd fmf fmfmf fmvrejqmfkfmrelrelkmfrklmfkmrkmklrmlkmr

by FortnitePro2001 March 17, 2022

Y.B.F.S.

Younger Brother Fat Syndrome. This syndrome affects younger brothers, especially youngest brothers in a family with all boy siblings, that are significantly heavier than their older brothers.

Did you see Johnny's younger brother waddling out of McDonald's? He's Twice the size of Johnny! What a case of Y.B.F.S.

Did you see Andrew's brother with YBFS fall down? He's so heavy he couldn't even get back up! He just rolled on his back like a turtle until some fire fighters came and helped to lift him back up!

by Dr. STOP YBFS March 5, 2011

B.F.Y.M.

B.F.Y.M. ,butt fuck your mouth. the act of oral sex. with the twist of the angry force driven style of s&m as in anger anal sex., But in there moist mouth hole. deviant act. for the well deserved. Or for those who enjoy the act of being punished. a.k.a san fernando face fuck, double jointed esophagus, mouth merry go round, throat poke , mouth mangel. definition created by BADA BING S.F.V.

the dirty bitch asked me to to violate her and give her the b.f.y.m. of her life.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK June 13, 2012

F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

l.b.f.s.w.c.m

Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)

It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"

by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021

G.B.F.F.

Gay Best Friend Forever... typically used by a straight person when referring to someone with whom they have a close simpatico. They click on several levels and have a lot of fun together, sharing of advice, etc. But there is no romantic interest. Can be used across and within genders.

After all the advice Ty's given one of his straight co-workers... Tom now refers to Ty as his G.B.F.F.

Diana says Michael is her G.B.F.F. at work, because they totally have the same taste in food and guys.

by ty bachus August 12, 2007