Australia

1st, the Gold, actual effort, the new world champion USA!
1st place for losers goes to Australia.

2nd is always first for excuses, Australia!

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 27, 2023

Australia

A country in which anything and everything will want to kill you, including spiders, snakes, sharks, crocodiles, birds, fish, bees, and even centipedes. Be extremely cautious.

G'day mate, I'm from Australia.

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018

Australia

a fake country, it doesn't exist. A myth created by Great Britain to cover the fact that they sent all their prisoners in the Atlantic to die. cuz u know over in the U.K, we don't do genocide

have u ever been to Australia? do u know anyone that's been to australia? facts don't care about ur feelings liberal

by ERRRRRRRRRRRGOD November 21, 2018

Australia

One of the most beautiful countries on the face of this planet! We are some of the most laid back people, give us a can of VB, a meat pie n a footy match and we're set! We love our good old camping trips down to the caravan parks, out the middle of the bush where hardly anyone can pronounce the names of our towns or down swimming in the local river. And if we're not their we're down at the beach for a good old game of Beach cricket!
We are competitive by nature, the basic V8's Ford vs. Holden, Our Footy Collingwood vs. Carlton, everyone knows it and we all love it!
Us Aussie are proud people and don't take no shit from no one! We're TRUE BLUE and that's the way we will always be!

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Australian's do NOT have kangaroos and koalas in our backyards as pets! That's like saying American's go and give their Cougar's a friendly hug and pat on the back, obviously a load of shit!

by Amy Bear January 13, 2008

Australia

The place where God threw all the scary and deadly shit.

What the fuck is that?!?!

I don't know but it lives in Australia so it can probably kill you.

by Lego trap April 9, 2015

Australia

Indigenous home of many unique and assorted animals such as the common bogan, stockman, kangaroo, emu, platypus, echidna, dingo, tasmanian devil drop bear, several poisonous snakes and spiders. Living in Australia can be hazardous to ones health but if strict regimes of "Have a cuppa cement and harden the f*ck up" are followed individuals grow greatly attached to Australia.

I'm from Australia mate.

by ILoveRice January 20, 2013

Australia

We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!

G'day mate! Just rode here on Sheila from central Australia! Look at that beaut koala bear!

by Pegaussie! January 9, 2012