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atmospheric impedance

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.
by phishtails April 29, 2010
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Feminized Atmosphere

n. A culture in which an old-fashioned, masculine, muscular, toughguy or guy's-guy takes a political risk by bullying his opponents, making sexist comments, acting thuggish or just being a complete asshole in general. (Not to be confused with a book club or a showing of a Rachel McAdams film)
Brit Hume: "I have to say within this feminized atmosphere in which we live today, guys who are masculine and muscular in their private lives--kind of old-fashioned tough guys--run some risks."
by skeletor_farnsworth January 15, 2014
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Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.
Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.
by Leenoy October 24, 2018
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Atmospherians

Annoying people that thinks they're funny. Spams emotes every 30 seconds and has an unhealthy obsession with bunnies. Also potential pedophiles
The average atmospherians

Atmospherian 1: Wanna play Genshin Impact?
Atmospherian 2: i'm a pedophile
by TotalDumbass November 25, 2020
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Atmospheric Science

The study of placing air into ones anus and then observing how the farts affect the atmosphere. Also known as the sexual act of Booty Puffing, or sticking medical instruments into the booty until a fart causes them all to melt and the resulting fumes are enhaled by the sexual partner, giving them strong hallucinations of giant butterflies.
Person 1: I'm so excited to become an atmospheric science major!
Person 2: Well if you enjoy placing instruments into your anus than that's just the field for you!
by jtthunder June 5, 2013
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assmosphere

The unpleasant aura or "vibe" that accompanies the presence of an irritating, ignorant, small-minded person.
WOW! That guy's assmosphere totally ruined the party for all of us.
by Charles Gambetta October 27, 2007
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atmosphere

A rap group that originated in Minneapolis. Created one of the greatest rap albums ever with "God Loves Ugly" ,a deep album that sported sick beats and lyrical genius by Slug.

Atmosphere has now gone mainstream and sucks ass, recently hitting an all-time low by doing a song with Rob Zombie.

Fuck you Atmosphere, you fucking sell-outs
Atmosphere used to be the sickest thing in Minnesota, but those pussies went mainstream.
by ghetto b May 13, 2005
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